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Poland Sperm

When a man sperms into a water bottle (preferably poland spring) until its filled to the top. then he drinks it
Man, i got a stomach ache from drinking all 6 of those Poland Sperms.
by zelda ben February 24, 2009
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Dirty sperm

Its when somebody looks crusty. Anaya
by Her hilarious bestie 4l August 24, 2016
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leaving a sperm trail

When you fuck girls/guys in different states/area codes, either cumming on their face/ass/in mouth/on leg/any body part; can also be on the floor or in underwear/socks: can be used in both cases
I have been leaving a sperm trail since 2017, when I came on a girls face I left a sperm trail on her face, then fucked another girl from Iowa and {made} a sperm trail.
by Sexual Innuendos July 6, 2018
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incarnated sperm

baby or foetus.This is my own word this is also a good insult many retarded people wont understand so get off the site.Even though this is true but baby and foeti have small brains so i just believe that, that was the insult basicly it is saying your a dumbass.
Person: I dont like you
Person 2:(ignores)
Person; listen you fucking incarnated sperm!
Person 2: who you callin' old?
Person: you fucking retard
Teacher: wats going on
Person: *stands up on table and screams* YOU FUCKING INCARNATED SPERM!!
by rou rou September 23, 2005
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firework sperm

The ejaculate of a man with an STD.
Once he got the clap, he put on quite the display of firework sperm.
by brownspider March 1, 2010
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three sperm

a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.

b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease

c)Blastula.
Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?
by Umiles March 31, 2008
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lucky sperm

What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.
That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole
by afgh October 10, 2006
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