Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.

Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!

by Flitty November 13, 2015

Sperm-Scranner

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!

"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"

by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021

finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 15, 2021

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Sperm

The dumbest of the dumb. Most underdeveloped live being to ever exist on the planet Earth. An absolute squid and a worse insult than calling someone "a fucking idiot" and "an absolute dumbass".

You're dumber than a one year old child Ramya, you're a fucking sperm.

Bill Cosby has to be the biggest sperm I have ever seen.

by xxx_SquidLover69_xxx June 30, 2019

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021