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trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
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snow snake

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
by sexysnowbird August 3, 2009
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Snake Biscuit

Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.
by Ganga-day June 26, 2009
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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
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Sneek and Snake

Sneek and Snake. (v).

Sneek and snake, an act performed by entering a chatroom. Then posing as a young woman promising to go onto a web camera exposing your genitals. After you attract the Sneek and Snake victim you offer to add him on a instant messaging service (i.e. MSN, AOL, YAHOO, ect.) After this is completed you say will give them a cam show via IM. So you sent them a video chat invite, and just before they accept it you pull out your penis and shake it in front of the camera. So when the man looks expecting to see a young nude girl he sees your penis flopping about on camera.

This term was coined by Ruggles and Jeffy in "The Ruggles and Jeffy Sho!" Season 1 Episode 2 where they show how it looks from both the persons view points and the hilariousness which unfolds!!
Oh my god! This kid said he was a hot blonde with big tits but when she went on cam all I saw was a massive penis!! Iv'e been the victum of a Sneek and Snake
by RJTV February 13, 2009
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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