Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
by PhinTheHumanZ February 03, 2018
A squad of people who love the Sesh and are massive creatures they are hard as fuck and can never be stopped!. They tend to spend their spare time doing drugs or lurking at Planet
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A problem, especially one encountered in large organizations, that is smaller in scale than can easily be fixed with the large-scale tools on hand, leading to great life-is-too-short frustration with one's inability to immediately solve it. For example: you need $7 more than you thought to pay for the lunch just delivered for your office meeting, which can be paid for only in cash, but to obtain petty cash you must fill out three different forms and get two managerial approvals. Or, you need to swat a fly, but all you have is a sledgehammer.
Mark: Unbelievable, I just want to put this birthday card in the outgoing office mail, but I asked Ted if it was OK, and he says I have to fill out an MC-1453 "Request for Personal-Use Policy Exception" form and get two signatures. I thought that was only for, like, taking a company car or using a conference room for some nonbusiness reason.
JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.
JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.
by FitofPeak2 August 30, 2023
A person namely called Sam who is small and is like a horse in a race with Blinkers on. Has one view and everyone is wrong and hates everyone who does not see his point of view. Sam is always right and his views when not seen sees his viscous syndrome come out called people vagina face and cunter. Sam can be nice but don't let his small sam syndrome come out.
by GregD86 August 12, 2017