I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021

a shrimp is normally a guy with a small dicks usually named john, ethan, carlton, brandon, josh, jordan, elliott, ben, bart, joe, brian, eddie, austin, kobe, etc.
by bobbyburnertims123 April 11, 2020

by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022

Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.
What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024

A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Example:
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018
