shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

shake the scene

To leave when something doesn't go your way or when some bs is going to happen "she said she had a nigga so I had to sts "
Shake the scene can be broken down to sts

She said the cops on the way shake the scene

by Deejay270 August 5, 2017

shake (one's) tree

To provoke someone into taking some sort of action or reform

I believe people are electing radical candidates like her because they want to shake the government's tree shake (one's) tree

by gregland January 23, 2021

face shaker

Noun. A term to decribe an huge burp, so insanely intense, that it makes the person shake their face back and forth rapidly while burping.

Luke: BLLLLLLLLLLEEEEGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

John: Holy shit are you okay dude?

Luke: Oh yeah, that was just a face shaker.

by JohnHinkleH! March 19, 2010

Rake shake

When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.

This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.

My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018