Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

by acky December 4, 2003

Shifty

A shady character located in the mt helena region who enjoys pimping younger girls and wears kappa tracksuits and enjoys drinking real mccoys

Dont pull a wikid shifty on me!

by jojojojojojojojo July 1, 2005

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

shift

To masturbate.

I love to shift.
I shifted so much yesterday.

by MP Shifter December 22, 2008

Shifty

1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.

1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at football practice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?

by Honginator October 14, 2004

shitzoid

Much like a Schizoid, this is the lowest level of Schizophrenic, Deluded, Nuts, Whacko people out there.

"That dude that was hitting on you at that dive bar was a real SHITZOID!"

by The Capn' October 25, 2006

shifta

The odd ball, the kind awkward person who sits in the corner by herself and mumbles.

The indecisive or Shifta person would rather order all the toppings then just get the regular ones...

by a duck who cant quack April 27, 2014