Baltimore Screwjob

When a Baltimore sports team is blatantly screwed over, often costing them the game.

That punk Jeffrey Maier ruined the Orioles season. Just another typical Baltimore Screwjob.

by Shane2424 September 22, 2007

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Cleveland Screamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!

Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!

by Timmy L April 13, 2008

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver

that is definitly a screwdriver

by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018

Screamjob

A rare and exciting variation of Fellatio in which the administer screams as loud as possible while doing the deed. This creates an extra vibration sensation for the receiver. Frequently referred to as a "Screamer"

"BLARP BLARP BLARP BLARP"

Tracy: What the hell is that noise?

Ted: Oh, thats just Judy giving Chris a nice and loud Screamjob.

by Hexus_525 January 17, 2009

i-scream

Ok, I do it. I'm sure you do it. Admit it, we all plead loudly for it.

I enjoy my i-scream in a USB-waffle cone 2.0 with chocolate mini-bytes.

by Old Yeller May 29, 2008