Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny

"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"

by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is such a nice, caring person, he’s always there if u need him. And he has such good looks!!

samuel is such a cutie!

by yahyahx.3 April 9, 2025

Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

samuel baca

Samuel Baca is a smart and caring person you will usually find him playing Xbox or on Snapchat.

(Random person 1) man that guy is smart and he plays a lot of Xbox
(Random person 2) yah I think his name was Samuel Baca

by Yeet_guy 32 November 27, 2018

Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022

samuel._.sheldrake

A legend or a boss. Single and he has Instagram go follow him he’s the best. He’s selling like a god church

You see Samuel._.Sheldrake he is the best person to live ever. He’s just a legend

by Daniel Kinirons October 15, 2017

Samuel Bowley

Samule Bowely is a guy that has many different opinions on everything. A Samuel Bowley likes to shop for others to make them "sweet". Pulls all of the girls and likes the name Malia. He's not afraid to drink acholic drinks.

That person is sweet, he must be a Samuel Bowley

by Dis.guy_ October 16, 2016