Samuel Park

Samuel park is a person that goes to my school and is a goofy ahh man bro.

He exist's.

Hey, look! Its Samuel Park! I heard his girlfriend doesn't exist.

by Oversans June 5, 2023

Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much

Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie

by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025

Samuel

Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.

Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!

by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021

samuel hill

A man who can drive like a professional! And handles corners like a dream!

That guy drives like a Samuel hill

by Malwan92 November 8, 2018

Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin

Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian

by keyboardkween07 January 17, 2021