dank salad

1) A great rimjob.
2) A generally awesome green or garden salad.

That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked her.

I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.

dank salad by JtotheMO January 11, 2009

drop salad 

busting rhymes or freestyle rapping

Man, did you hear my homie drop salad at the rap battle?

drop salad by Big_Tuna_47 February 15, 2008

santorum salad 

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

santorum salad by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

tossed salad with xtra ranch 

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

tossed salad with xtra ranch by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

Nut Salad 

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

Nut Salad by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

Boo Boo Salad 

A term used to describe an undesirable situation or set of circumstances.

Henry told Jeff that he had recently been let go from his job. Jeff replied, "that's boo boo salad bro. That's an all you can eat buffet of boo boo salad!"

Boo Boo Salad by Hmuller November 4, 2014

Dirty Salad Bar 

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.

(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)

Dirty Salad Bar by Meehoobee November 30, 2009