by JTH262626 February 11, 2019
Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.
Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.
Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.
by hahahero December 08, 2009
to have sex with someone then leave soon after .sometimes to never see them again, nature of "1 night stand"
by boski October 12, 2006
Bro 1: "Hey, did you fuck my ex Emily?"
Bro 2: "Yea, what about it?"
Bro 1: "That means we're Smash Bros now."
Bro 2: "Yea, what about it?"
Bro 1: "That means we're Smash Bros now."
by Dr.Klyp January 05, 2020
by j_slider January 06, 2005
pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol
(n. vulgar humour)
1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus
2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable
(n. vulgar humour)
1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus
2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable
Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?
by Jake-A-Jew July 20, 2006
1.The act of waxin that ass to perfect.2 Premeditated assault of that ass by any means necessary 3. Goin straight H.A.M on the pussy.
Example: After a short conversation you take a bitch to your,hers or anyone's crib for that matter and smash cheeks! It doesn't really matter how it goes down as long as it goes down by any means necessary and your games on point. the hoe or hoe's(if u go hard) must be down! The more ppl who see or hear it the funnier it is in the morning and more cred is awarded. Let the games begin.
by Drake and B February 01, 2011