Shitter than Lava

A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.

Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.

by Kevlagu June 8, 2010

unknown shitter

Someone who uses toilet paper to cover the gaps in toilet stalls so people cannot look in and see them taking a dump. These people have tiny little penises.

Some unknown shitter used up all the TP and hung it on the stall.

by F R July 13, 2005

money shitter

someone who earns a lot of money, and can affort everything.

Dude, your dad is a money shitter!!

by hellogoodbyeokay?? October 14, 2006

Street shitter

A bad dog with no manners who shit's in the street or someone who really shit the bed as a parent

Me: woke up one day to find that I shit the bed not only as a parent I'm a street shitter

by Street shitter August 4, 2019

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

dyke shitter

something teenagers tend to say when they want to be cool and don't know how to swear

gosh angelina your such a dyke shitter

or

Woww mom u ruin all the fun u dyke shitter

by katrina spornwatcher October 4, 2010

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet

Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021