samuel

a small geezer with glasses that thinks he is stronger than everyone while failing to push someone with a broken ankle

person 1:samuel is retarded
person 2:Yes i know

by okbigdbish August 7, 2023

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

samuel's

a Samuel is most of the time a big sexy beast with a nine foot horse cock

holy shit your cocks are big you must be samuel's

by sir sammy long cock February 12, 2022

Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023

Samuel

Im a barbie GIRL OR BOY I was made be a cute girl named Ahmyla she is the Best andddd yeaaaaaaaaaaa

Samuel purrrrrrrr

by Ahmyla April 26, 2021

samuel baca

Samuel Baca is a smart and caring person you will usually find him playing Xbox or on Snapchat.

(Random person 1) man that guy is smart and he plays a lot of Xbox
(Random person 2) yah I think his name was Samuel Baca

by Yeet_guy 32 November 27, 2018