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man, im not sure why you put the letter fucking " q " into the search bar. either you smashed your keyboard, are stupid, pressed a random key, or are a kindergartener. whatever it is, n o 💀
person one: " q? "
person two: " why the fuck did you just say q? "
by humanthatexistsindeed June 12, 2022
mugGet the qmug.

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.
I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips
by pro2a February 13, 2021
mugGet the Q tipmug.

q bait

1.Another way of saying queer bait, mostly on scoial platforms to avoid being banned

2. Another way to say queer bait but to do it in a way the other person may not understand so they have to look it up on urban dictionary making the burn that much worse
Dickhead: "Fuck yourself"

You: " you'd know all about fucking yourself q bait"
by Wolfie233 June 22, 2024
mugGet the q baitmug.

Q Shot

The act of shoving a pool stick up someone's urethra as a spiteful act.
If that guy walked into this bar i would Q shot him on sight.
by cmilespv December 15, 2021
mugGet the Q Shotmug.

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
mugGet the q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n mmug.

anti-q

Pronounced "An-TEAK" (plural an-TEAKs): Having or possessing anti-lbgt(Q)ia+ bias.
"Did you hear about the new Chick-fil-A? Remember, don't give them money, they're anti-qs."
by Reality Minder July 12, 2019
mugGet the anti-qmug.

=`-1029384756\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb

the thing is, nobody should be this bored. So go read a book. Draw a picture. don't waste your time writing strange things into the urban dictionary
Person 1: I'm bored
Person 2: Have you tried typing =`-1029384756\qweprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb ?
Person 1: No? . . . .
by Vv_qwerty_vV January 16, 2024
mugGet the =`-1029384756\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnbmug.

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