loin-purse

scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents

I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse.

by boognish818 August 5, 2008

velvet purse

Slang for vagina

"Can I put my skin flute in your velvet purse?"

by Jimi_Mac71 January 24, 2012

Urban Purpose Amnesia

A condition in which the editors of a popular website forget to fulfill their mission as a vital conduit for the evolution of English vernacular, as spoken by the people on a regular basis.

Instead of focusing on the mission, they opt to include and proliferate forced, unwitty and often juvenile standards that instead creates a forgettable, unreliable and unusable reference for the future.

By approving seemingly every entry, and by setting a low quality standard, Urban Dictionary has forgetten why it exists and has acquired Urban Purpose Amnesia. There appears to be a disregard for the quality of examples, and whether they are insightful, funny or coherent. Pundits do not believe Urban Dictionary can survive as a medium for the English language on its current course. In fact, previously well placed entries may also be ignored, rendering the web site's entire existence meaningless.

by EncyclopediaBrown January 6, 2012

Dragon Purse

An infected vagina that suffers from dragon-like symptoms, I.e. Fire breath, scales, etc.

I haven't puked that much since I got a face-full of Chelsea's Dragon Purse

by Tony RBS November 4, 2014

fudge purse

Fudgy squishy top part of a vagina

I have a nicely groomed fudge purse

by TightTina January 31, 2019

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021

The Purple Shed Phenomenon

An event that happened in the town of Denton, Texas, in the year of 1886. All black people from Denton disappeared without a trace.

Friend: "Hey, what happened to black people in Denton, Texas in 1886?"
Me: "The Purple Shed Phenomenon..."

by KING EGGO February 11, 2021