A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.
Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.
Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?
Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?
Person 3: whitewhine.com
Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?
Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?
Person 3: whitewhine.com
by meta_antioch2 March 5, 2011
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When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.
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For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."
Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."
Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
by autobrick January 26, 2010
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If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:
"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"
You answer:
"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
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You answer:
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by Rhys November 12, 2004
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2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
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3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
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2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005
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