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Primark Queen

Primark Queen, aka Chantelle Seggs (Callum Haughey) is an emotional alter ego on tiktok used to cause chaos and have fun.
Her makeup is inspired by miranda sings who somehow sings slightly better than chantelle.
Chantelle used to date trappy and Jonathan who broke up with her because she cheated with them.
As of writing this, she fell off a chair in a battle against the beautiful iconicmoments in a tiktok battle.
Her favourite quote is "slay" and her team primark is always cheating against team iconic.

Her nicknames include:
Skidmark Queen, Primark Slug, Primark Quiche, Baldmark Queen and Covid Clown/2020 Halloween Clown Vibes.
"Did you hear about the Primark Queen?"

"Yes, she cheated with Jonathan from church"
by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023
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Prime Hydration

The most overrated drink in the entire universe which YouTubers that have to yell every 3 seconds milk the shit out of, always out of stock because of the 11-year-olds flexing on their YouTube channel with 12 subscribers they got a energy drink which tastes like shit.
Random TikToker: This corner shop is selling Prime Hydration for £25
*summons an entire cult of 11 year old children to raid the store*
by excusemebish June 20, 2023
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Beatboximous Prime

The most insane beatboxer this world has ever seen. This guy really knows what he's doing. He can make any kind of beat you ask him to. You wanna get a guy who can spit? Call him.
Bitch you think you can spit. Call up Beatboximous Prime he will teach you whats good.
by Beatboximous Prime November 6, 2012
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Faggotus Prime

Faggotus Prime is when Optimus Prime and Megatron has gay sex and then proceed to smear oily jizz on their robot parts.
"I was watching the Transformwhores XXX and I saw a Faggotus Prime."
by Hani Al-Zubaydi April 9, 2017
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Thotimus Prime

A sneaky thot who pretends to be a loyal girlfriend only to stab you in the back in the end.
Wow Taylor is behaving like such a Thotimus Prime.
by P1ckl3R1ck September 22, 2018
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Amazon Prime boy

A nice guy archetype. Amazon Prime boys will try to sell you things you don't want to buy because they "listen" to you, and then are right at your doorstep the next day anyway. An Amazon Prime boy gives free shipping on your order but what you receive is never the same as the picture (i.e. seems great and easy to ask out but turns out creepy when you get to know them). The guy you ask to hang out with your friends once but won't leave you alone anymore like a subscription you can't cancel.
"He was such an Amazon Prime boy! He told me how nice and sweet I was to invite him to hang out at lunch, and now he's asking if he's invited to their birthday parties"
by Boywhat July 24, 2019
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Friars primary school

The ex-home of the best kid in the world :)
by Friars primary school October 3, 2019
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