Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A variation of the slang term used on Subway Surfer Tiktok Story Videos to refer to a C00ch13

I was on my period and I had to go to school, my teacher was mean to me and locked me in the classroom when I asked to leave to change my pad so i got my water bottle and under the table i let as much blood drip out of my Cazalaca calaca poochalum as possible and threw my fish blood in his face

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

m.nions.little.pogchamp

They’re so funny. They have a lot of mutuals and videos, too! They probably have a vore fetish. If i saw them in real life i’d cry in pure joy.

“Have you heard of m.nions.little.pogchamp?”
“No, why?”
“They’re one of the funniest people i know!”

by Coolboy966 March 26, 2021