play stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
...
"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."

by dhun March 30, 2015

Jew Play

A play designed in a videogame that guarantees instant scoring in less than 10 seconds, leaving the opponent helpless and frustrated. Oftentimes employed in Madden football games when receivers line up in "Hail Mary" or "All Streaks" formation.

"Matt was beating Ram 17-0 in Madden 99 until Ram started using jew plays and running up the score to 77-17."

by Willa Zea April 12, 2005

Pay to Play

An online game in which you must pay in order to play. Also refeared to as "P2P", not to be confused with Peer To Peer

"I hate Graal because they made it Pay to Play"

by James Hickey March 30, 2004

playalicious

A person who is good-looking enough to be a true playa.

"Have you seen the booty on Tamika?"
"Yeah, she's playalicious."

by Pepe Le Playa June 29, 2005

Play Bunz

a chick you mess around or flirt with a lot
or a dope chick dat is kinda freaky & likes 2 flirt a lot

"dats play bunz approaching"
or
"dats all me, dats my play bunz"
or
"i'm bout 2 get it in w/ play bunz later on"

by oLaH April 11, 2007

Play with my Monkey

Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey

Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!

by Bad Ass Mr.Clyde May 28, 2018

Playboi Carti

The creator of sound and, subsequently, music. He also created the earth and is the God that most religions worship.

Mf 1: Yoo, have you heard those new Kanye snippets that feature Playboi Carti?!

Mf 2: Yeahh they both hard asf, heard that guy invented music.
Mf 1: word??

by al9n August 14, 2021