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Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod
BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head
by Cock k May 7, 2020
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Pickle Popper

A girl puts a mouthful of vinegar into her mouth, then puts and dick in her mouth, waits for the ejaculation to happen and then swallows it all.
"Your mom gave me a Pickle Popper last night and it was not pretty"
by AwesomeDude2015 April 7, 2016
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Pickle Prince

A sexual maneuver in which a man has his genitals mouthed by more than one person, usually of both sexes, and this is reigning monarch over them, or the "Pickle Prince". In extreme cases, this person can ascend to the rank of Cucumber King.
I became the pickle prince last night when Todd and Ethel gave me a good bit of felatio after the gala.
by feeshna September 30, 2015
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Pickle Powder

When you don't clean your dick after sex and allow the vaginal secretions to dry into a white crusty powder on your cock.
After banging your mom last night I ran home to find my boots full of pickle powder.
by Opie82 April 1, 2022
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Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .
by Jypcie November 16, 2016
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pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina
1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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