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pee wife

A direct translation from the Danish word "Tissekone" meaning "Virgina" the direct translation from Danish to English is "Pee Wife"

'Tisse' meaning Pee and 'Kone' meaning wife
Hey Louise, you have a nice pee wife!
by Craig Isbjoern March 10, 2008
mugGet the pee wifemug.

hang pee

v. When one, usually a male, placed his excremental organ out the window of a moving vehicle and proceeds to urinate.
"Dude, I gotta pee! Get off at this exit so I can go."
"No, I don't wanna stop. Just hang pee."
by Jon Foley February 27, 2005
mugGet the hang peemug.

Sky Pee

Commonly referred to by the layperson as "rain", dihydrogen monoxide, or "sky pee" as it known amongst meteorological spheres, is a substance that falls from the sky, nourishing planet Earth.

Found predominantly in lakes and the tears of dragons.
Man 1: How 'bout this weather?

Man 2: It's sky peein' cats and dogs.

Man 3: Mhmm.

Man 4: Sounds like a plan.
by madba January 16, 2011
mugGet the Sky Peemug.

Pee Pot

If you do drugs and are on probation. And you get drug tested all you need to do is go down the block and find a nigga with clean piss in a cup. He sells it for 2-5 dollars and they call it the "Pee Pot".
Carl: Aye fool I need some clean piss im getting drug tested tomorrow fool
Cutty: Aiight go down the street to the Pee Pot and get some clean piss from that youngin
by Bubzee December 6, 2010
mugGet the Pee Potmug.

pee pee poo poo man

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.
Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!
by The real budge January 20, 2017
mugGet the pee pee poo poo manmug.

Pee Jolt

The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.

Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
by Uggsly January 19, 2011
mugGet the Pee Joltmug.

pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
by pedo1245 September 14, 2011
mugGet the pee nessmug.

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