chocolate panda

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.

DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM

calm down my chocolate panda

by brothersmangcharles January 30, 2012

Anal Panda

A human being of both Caucasian and African American heritage who is Bisexual or Homosexual.

1. My mixed causin is such an anal panda

2. Wow, that mulatto sure is an anal panda

by Rena-du November 30, 2009

kung fu panda

Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.

Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!

Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!

I know!!!

by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008

Red Panda

Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.

"standard def TV is so Red Panda bro".

"tonight was gonna be awesome...but it went all red panda"
"not cool man, that was so red panda"

by NjBerserker March 09, 2010

Sad Panda Shower

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.

That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.

by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018

sexual harassment panda

Teaches the children in South Park about sexual harassment.

And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!

by linzgay July 02, 2005

sexual harassment panda

A useless advocacy mascot for a Politically Correct point of view. etymology: South Park episode 306

"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."

by DeliLama June 27, 2005