Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

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Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Cthulhu <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Panned Punani

Seasoned pussy (season it with anything) that’s put in a pan, cooked, then ready to eat.

Tyrone: you tryn’ get some panned punani gang?

Jamal: bet.

by Mxgiik February 26, 2024

pan ma back windeez in

Scottish slang for Smash my back doors in, rough anal sex

Ah Canny believe ah let josh pan ma back windeez in

by KingKongsLeftNipple October 4, 2017

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.

Listen up! Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!

by MindFuck X October 9, 2023

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023