platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

pattywampus

adj. usually used to describe women of a crazy, loose or unpredictable nature

After I fucked her in the ass, that bitch got all pattywampus on me.

by donnyJohnny May 10, 2011

dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

supreme patty

Someone who lives off of smoking blunts all day.

Bro Todd is such a supreme patty.

by Danknihga666 June 30, 2017

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009

platywiener

a mix of a platypus and a wiener dog,

not to be confused with wienerpi, wienerpus, platydog,etc.

1) I have a pet platywiener. Oh dude, your SOOO lucky!

2) Are platywieners real? They are if I have one!

by me and my crazy friends May 22, 2011

patty rose

A sexy woman with a great sense of humor that usually spends her time farting.

"Oh my God, you're a real Patty Rose - You is sexy but you smell"

by Real _Patty_Rose December 17, 2013