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park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 27, 2009
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Park it off

To “park it off” is London slang for hiding drugs or weapons, from the police.
Nuff times I've had the cops force me to park it off
by #Zone2_Kwengface December 23, 2020
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forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.
"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"
by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017
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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
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Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.
Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.
by thechicynic April 10, 2015
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Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
by David Valentine January 22, 2011
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Max Park

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!
by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022
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