Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

paper fuck

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

buisness in the paper

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.

I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.

She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.

by All The Daddy's Men October 10, 2010

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009