mind the business

another way of telling someone to suck your cock.
After Liz told Kyle to mind his business, Kyle responded by forcing Liz's head towards his package and said, "you mind the business down there".
by worm sherm August 28, 2006
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your mind

what i use to clean up after i masturbate
your mind is my cock wipe
by Hassan February 11, 2004
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Mind Rapist

A mind rapist is some one who has received bad press for sharing similar thought to other people, but is just a little bit funnier and quicker to out the words.

They have the ability to read people and understand what they are just to about to say, in in interest of personal gain, say what it was before the other person
Joe: I love it when I can feel it with my hands.

Emma: Tha...

James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Emma: You're such a...

James: Mind rapist?

Emma: *sigh*
by EmmaIsDeffinitelyShit May 09, 2010
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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 08, 2004
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mind of mencia

Mind of Mencia is one of the funniest shows on tv today. Why? Because he doesn't hold anything back and it's the truth.

I'm sick of people writing hate mail on how he is racist and offensive when you do the same type of stereotypical bullshit; you might not say it but you think it. Don't be mad because one day you turned on the television and got offended by one of his jokes. It's people like you who make him so funny. So thank you for being so "da da duh".
If you’re not "politically correct" and like stand up comedy, check Mind of Mencia.
by the real Bmoney July 29, 2006
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Mind-quad

When a situation renders your brain to be completely unable to process the events that are unfolding.
Unable to come up with a retort for something
Friend: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it,does it make a sound?
Friend: Dude that's a Mind-quad.
by The mediation September 25, 2013
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mind twist

by ;P March 20, 2003
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