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Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone
"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"
by TreeRooster March 15, 2019
mugGet the Noodle Micmug.

Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron
Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?
by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018
mugGet the Portland Noodlesmug.

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex
"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"
by PhilYoon November 3, 2011
mugGet the noodle fevermug.

spicey noodle

Person 1: he's got some attitude today, tagged at me earlier

Person 2: he's a spicey noodle
by Forestfox25 May 16, 2021
mugGet the spicey noodlemug.

Maggie noodles

Maggie noodles is a type of instant noodles made by Nestle. An Indian will make it at-least 200 times a year. The noodles are very customisable and every household has their own recipe.
by youcantseeme56 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Maggie noodlesmug.

snoop noodles

Snoop noodles is the term for a black man with dread locks
That nigga over there is rocking them snoop noodles
by Reeceyfries November 14, 2017
mugGet the snoop noodlesmug.

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft
Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no
by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019
mugGet the The ultamite noodlemug.

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