ether zone

n. The place where all lost things go, or where objects in transport go when they cannot be located. Generally referred to as "out there".

I sent her an email twenty minutes ago but it's in the ether zone and she hasn't gotten it yet.

by KenGr October 20, 2007

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.

After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.

by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014

Snap zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, although a step higher. It is when you are important enough to talk to the person over Snapchat although not important enough to communicate over text.

Damn, I thought Rebecca and I were going well but she snap zoned me.

by Bobby Jackson de O'town November 13, 2019

Trill Zone

The trill zone is a sacred place. It is located anywhere, at any given time and consists of only the trillest people alive, generally those born in Texas. That said, the trill zone is also very dangerous. At any moment things can go from perfectly fine to horrible at the drop of a dime. One minute you are having the time of your life and the next minute you are getting fried so hard that you literally feel your skin sizzle. It is also not uncommon to have your entire family tree disgraced by jizzing, veiny dick drawings, generally in the shade of yellow, or pink. Often times you will hear talks of automobiles, mainly of the BMW make, and how they are the "ultimate driving machine". The trill zone generally consists of one annoying person that is there simply to amuse himself at the expense of others, usually Monday through Friday during business hours.

I was in the trill zone earlier and shit got REAL. Dude got fried so hard that they couldn't even recognize him anymore!

by Vonzanni November 16, 2013