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Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.
"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."
by King Byron August 21, 2008
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Ninja Gayden

A mocking name for Ninja Gaiden, or just an alternate way of pronouncing the name, used by people who are either very bad at Ninja Gaiden or don't know how to pronounce Japanese words.
"I hate Ninja Gayden! It's such a waste of time."

"That's what you say about all games that you're bad at. You said the same thing about Touhou!"
by Kaymactimus August 24, 2010
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party ninja

A person that parties so much, they become professional party people. They specialized in the unorthodox art of party. The functions of a party ninja include out competing all competitors in drinking, party games, and the art of seduction.

The party ninja, using covert methods of party, are so skilled that people can't figure out how they chugged so fast, drank so much, dominate in games, or how they seduce. .

The mysterious skills of the party ninja has long captured popular imagination of all party people worldwide.
Wow look at that party ninja, she's taking over the party!
by Tek13 22 December 10, 2010
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Dick City Ninja

Verb: A term used to describe the act of stealthily leaving a party or social gathering that has a high number of males, compared to females (ie; Sausagefest). This is done without saying goodbye or informing anyone in attendance that you are leaving. Thus, nobody knowing what happened to you or where you went.

Noun: This word can also be used to describe the person who partakes in the above behavior.

You can be a "Dick City Ninja" or you can engage in "Dick City Ninja-ing".

Note: Part of the skill, in this fine art is that your friends must be unaware of your exit, as well as the random people at the gathering. This tactic is mainly done by seasoned party veterans that understand that they are most likely NOT going to be getting any action because the ratio of females-to-males is at an unsatisfactory level. And, a Dick City Ninja also understands that hanging around begging for scraps is sad and pathetic. Dick City Ninjas are men of standards and honor. And it is very satisfying to chuckle and think about all the pathetic losers (Your friends probably) that are putting on there best show to impress the few "most-likely" mediocre women/barflies. It is a great laugh when the following day your friends call/text, to see if you are still alive.
Verb Example:

Guy #1: "Hey, what happened to you last night when we got to the After-Bar Party? You disappeared. There were so many people there, it was a blast!"

Dick City Ninja: "Really!? Thats funny, because when I walked in I saw 2 girls and about 20 guys. So, I Dick City Ninjaed out of there, and went home to drink beer, and do something that wasn't a complete waste of time!"

Guy #1: "What do you mean!? There were at least 5 girls there!"

Dick City Ninja: "Did you get any action?"

Guy #1: "Uhhh...well not really. All the other guys were all over them and I didn't get a chance to make a move, and by that point in the night, the girls were all a sloppy mess anyway."

Dick City Ninja: "Oh Boy! I really regret my decision then. Sounds like it really WAS a blast!"

Guy #1: "You are a dick."

Dick City Ninja: "Haha."

Noun Example:

Guy #1: "Man, I don't like going to parties with John anymore!

Guy #2: "Really? Why not?"

Guy #1: "Because, he is a Dick City Ninja."

Guy #2: "Sounds like you go to some really lame parties then!"

John: "He does! They are complete sausagefests!"

Guy #1: "I hate you."
by The Threat Is Real July 26, 2012
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Nineball

an unbelievably stupid person
Did you see that nineball? He thought he could hit on that big dude's girlfriend!
by Mr White January 25, 2005
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alice Nine

Alice Nine are a jrock / indie band, originally formed by Nao in 2004 the group have released countless albums sinse. The group is made up of, Shou, 25, on vocals, Nao, 26, on drums, Hiroto, 21, on guitar, Saga, 24, on guitar and Tora, 25, on bass. The band have hit music stores in Asia and America and have come top of the Asian charts countless times.
"Alice Nine are so hott! Hiroto is ubar kawaii!"

"Alice Nine is love, got to be one of the best band ever!!!"
by emirii-chan October 15, 2006
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ninja

the definition for ninja can not be found. we are not sorry for the inconvenience.
no ninjas here
by west&carver November 29, 2010
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