Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 28, 2022

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 04, 2009

natural rizz

Relying majority on looks to get girls

‘he doesn’t have actual rizz he has natural rizz’

by JamArtisan April 29, 2022

Natures Holiday

It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.

Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.

by Johnny Silverhand April 17, 2024

natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen

who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021

Natural quattrick

4 consecutive goals in a playoff series

Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"

by fartsack69 April 21, 2019