Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Band Gay

Also known as being "Band Happy"
Something you say when a little thing in life causes you some displeasure. or something you say to the local people in band.

person 1 - wow i stubbed my toe Band Gay

by WideMann January 24, 2019

band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011

Nimitz Band

Weird ass kids that play instruments.

Nimitz Band are kids saying that Band is a sport. They wear funny looking band uniforms and there marching sucks but we still love them. 2018-2019 band kids are the best

Nimitz Band is amazing and always will be 2018-2019 love y’all beaners.

by curly headed Nimitz band girl November 10, 2018