Dud-muffin

Complete opposite of a stud-muffin. Not sexy, not cool - a dud.

"That new guy turned out to be a total dud-muffin. He's a real dork."

by Swingal December 9, 2008

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch January 15, 2009

Freedom Muffins

Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.

Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt

by 62293Colbert802 June 16, 2010

Muffin Slope

Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.

Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.

Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.

by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018

muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly

dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night

by kjef October 26, 2011