dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

Minty Moose

1. A moose with a craving for mint candies

2. A white moose with red hooves, striped antlers, striped stomach and red chin tuft

Dude! Check out that minty moose!! We should totally give it a mint candy!

by Mango the Ninja January 2, 2011

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

get moosed

Terminology of being under the influence. Usually code word used when speaking in front of authority- DH

yo dude, what are you doing this weekend?

I don't know yet, probably just chillin.

lets go get moosed!

by Dhunt24 June 15, 2011

killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

by startedmoose May 24, 2007

Moose Boy

Someone who is always wearing brand name clothing such as Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister.

Corey:"Look at his brand name shirt,isn"t he cool!"
Max"He is such a Moose Boy."

by RawrQuake April 9, 2011

Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

by The Wizard of Faz August 5, 2009