dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

Minty Moose

1. A moose with a craving for mint candies

2. A white moose with red hooves, striped antlers, striped stomach and red chin tuft

Dude! Check out that minty moose!! We should totally give it a mint candy!

by Mango the Ninja January 2, 2011

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

moose knuckleing

When someone in the tool room leans back and moves forward vigorously and the moose knuckle moves forward swinging in a pendelum motion on someone else s body

Terp stands up behind darren and leans back quickly to stretch, while moose knuckle moves forward in pendelum motion and hits the back of darrens head creating a scenario known as moose knuckleing

opposite of teabagging

by AnonymousDong January 24, 2013

Moose Boy

Someone who is always wearing brand name clothing such as Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister.

Corey:"Look at his brand name shirt,isn"t he cool!"
Max"He is such a Moose Boy."

by RawrQuake April 9, 2011

killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

by startedmoose May 24, 2007

get moosed

Terminology of being under the influence. Usually code word used when speaking in front of authority- DH

yo dude, what are you doing this weekend?

I don't know yet, probably just chillin.

lets go get moosed!

by Dhunt24 June 15, 2011