Michael Vick

A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.

Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?

Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.

Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist

Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.

by V-Sizzle August 14, 2009

micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

"A group of random beautiful females: OMG! there's that guy named micah! Let's go service him."

A group of random strangers. "OMG! There's that micah dude, lets give him all our money!"

by Micahdykajackoffsen January 1, 2012

Michael

An extremely nice, funny and talented/good looking person who is slightly vain. But overall everyone likes him because hes really cool

Michael, I love you!

by Michael Champagne July 16, 2008

Michael

the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.

"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

by bigmike112233 June 17, 2008

Michael

A very beautiful and genuine man. Stands out from all the rest. So incredibly handsome that is BURNS like a motherfucker.

Very Talented and visibly well endowed.
Seriously heaven sent.
Original.
Beautiful.

Can sweep a girl off her feet just by seeing him.
Most likely to love you if you fall on your face too.
Wow.
Stunning.
Brings tears.
Leaves you speechless.
Breathless.

Hes perfect.
Hes really talented in Culinary Arts.

Wow can you just believe that? Its too good to be true? Indirectly but surely Im in love. Hes so perfect. And goodlooking in a way it literally leaves you melting and you can feel the burn.
Thats my baby Michael!
Oh just leave me dreaming.

*Cries*

by Cynthiahahahaha March 2, 2010

michael jordan

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Michael

a very cool person that you want to be friends forever with.

Michael Brown is REALLY cool.

by SexyLovePanda May 4, 2010