Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

Mcdonalds

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.

I ate McDonalds for years and i am now 890 pounds

by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021

grace mcdonald

Literally a sapphic goddess, honestly she is such a queen. This person knows what they want to do with their life and is a good person. They have many friends and an amazing support system.

Grace McDonald is such a sapphic goddess

by Ggmomo November 22, 2020

Lauren McDonald's

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.

You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

McDonalds Employees

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024