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Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.
There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...
by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020
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Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.
Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.
by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020
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sales math

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<
1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!
by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018
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Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.
*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018
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Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010
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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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