The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
by Sir_wellington_beefycakes April 04, 2023
Mate-Peng is commonly in germany for a combination of two drinks; Mate and often times alcohol like Vodka. It is used more often but similarly as the word Turbo-Mate.
The combination of words comes on the one hand from the drink "Mate" which is a popular caffeine drink amongst students in germany and the Word "Peng" which can be translated as "bang". This part of the combination can be explained by the german idiom: "... mit Schuss" which means something with alcohol. But can be directly translated as "... with a shot" (in this case it comes from the word "to shoot"). And since a shot makes a "bang" noise or a "Peng" noise it is called Mate-Peng
The combination of words comes on the one hand from the drink "Mate" which is a popular caffeine drink amongst students in germany and the Word "Peng" which can be translated as "bang". This part of the combination can be explained by the german idiom: "... mit Schuss" which means something with alcohol. But can be directly translated as "... with a shot" (in this case it comes from the word "to shoot"). And since a shot makes a "bang" noise or a "Peng" noise it is called Mate-Peng
by P. Likan December 25, 2023
An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food
“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”
by Molecule Man April 02, 2019
The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
by I like chess July 09, 2024
by @bertccomedy May 09, 2015