Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Akainu.D.Donut Maker

Akainu makes ace a donut

ACE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED TILL "AKAINU.D.DONUT MAKER" KILLED HIM!

by THEONEPIECEETHEONEPIECEISREAL! July 5, 2024

Indian Wine Maker

a post anal sex act, performed by letting semen and cane sugar ferment in ones anus for three days while corked; after uncorking a straw is inserted and the drink is consumed.

Naran and Jamie spent the week preparing for their Indian Wine Maker.

by LarsonExpert January 10, 2025

Williamsburg Candle Maker

When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.

Boy: Hey babe I was wondering if we could try a Williamsburg Candle Maker

Girl: I’ll get the wax

by Condle February 4, 2026

Ortonville Ice maker

When you fill up your womans asshole , with nugget ice cubes. Than she squats over your face. She pinches/ twist her nipples. She than farts the ice cubes into your mouth.

My Fiancée gave me a Ortonville ice maker and it tasted like shit.

by Bubba Lub March 4, 2026