urgle muffins

Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.

"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.

by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009

gut muffin

Extra fat located on the lower abdominal area of the body.

I am going to eat right and exercise every day so I can lose this gut muffin I've developed.

by pcb006 January 24, 2017

Dud-muffin

Complete opposite of a stud-muffin. Not sexy, not cool - a dud.

"That new guy turned out to be a total dud-muffin. He's a real dork."

by Swingal December 9, 2008

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch January 15, 2009

Street Muffin

Hooker, Prostitute, Lady of the Night, Trollop, Whore...and the list goes on

"Check out that street muffin...I know I want to cover her in my butter >.>"

by grammar girl July 3, 2008

muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly

dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night

by kjef October 26, 2011

Freedom Muffins

Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.

Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt

by 62293Colbert802 June 16, 2010