Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby
"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
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Mississippi gold gate

When two girls stand in front of each other , and the guy is standing with an erection. The two girls pee on his penis, while he is fucking them both.
"Hey lets have a threesome"
"Well i have to pee" "Me too"
"Fuck it lets do a Mississippi gold gate
by texas owned September 25, 2011
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Mississippi

Mississippi is one of the worst states in the U.S (If not the worst). Alabama but more ghetto and poor. Every part of the state is impoverished, Especially Jackson. One of those states where you can find a Confederate flag hanging, Or a KKK Meeting if you look hard enough.

Demographics:
58% Redneck
38% Black
4% Other

Population: 2,940,000 (2022) (-0.7% from 2020)
Capital and largest city: Jackson

Politics: Conservative
DO NOT LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI
by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024
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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise
by lance November 13, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
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