DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

Vagina Mind Trick

The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.

Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.

by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

hive mind

An enormous, single, intelligent entity made up of many smaller minds.

Also used disparagingly by outsiders to describe gullible members of any group who think alike (cf. pod people.

Are you hangin' with the sophs?

Nah, they're so totally a hive mind

by Dr. Haywood Floyd September 3, 2004

Jedi mind clit

When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.

Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."

Ant: "Why?"

Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."

Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"

by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

Odyssey of the Mind

The Shit.

That party the other day was so Odyssey of the Mind!

by Omer the Rapist May 30, 2009

Never Mind Nirvana

A novel by Mark Lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. It references many different bands, especially those from Seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many sex scenes. The name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as "Hell's Like Teen Spirit", or "Sometimes in Winter", although in my opinion, the funniest chapter title in the book was "Courtney Love Must Die".

I read Never Mind Nirvana the other day, and now I can't stop listening to Pearl Jam.

by Basil Rowenoak March 31, 2008

california state of mind

A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.

That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.

by erieee June 19, 2010