Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.

He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.

by Waltstar November 18, 2007

meat

1) The male sex organ
2) A substitution for any other noun verb or adjective

1)Who wants to see my meat?
2)Hey you little meat you just meated all over my meat!

by Trey February 29, 2004

meat curtins

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef

lori has a huge set of meat curtins

by truefate May 20, 2004

Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

Meat Hatch

Deep and wide vagina

Mate, your mum's got a meat hatch

by mibaki May 19, 2018

meat puppet

person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.

George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.

by Therese December 28, 2005

Meat Chisel

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.

Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015