Mcdonalds

They're icecream machine is broken all the fucking time.

Sir this is a Mcdonalds

by Trixie_420 October 4, 2021

mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane

by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

McDonalds

A "burger" restaurant. Not really. Its a real estate company. Like most fast food chains originating from the United States of Obesity, every food dispensed from its kitchen contains atleast >10000 calories, resulting in a quick transformation into a mischievous and unachieving creature known as the Discord Moderator, and also by some, League of Legends players.

Clyde went to McDonalds yesterday, now hes an oversized whale.

by TypicalLoggers November 14, 2022

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019