Strattin’ M’pants

A broke ass mother fucker who drinks Mr. Pibb. Or, more commonly, a dingle-balled D’bag.

David Strattin’ M’pants drinks up.

by Pitch Blease January 24, 2026

GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery

It means that there is a 3x3 (GAN 11 M Pro UV Coated with magnets set to strong) that has next day delivery :)

"Bro I just got the GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery!"

by LB Coobin :0 January 4, 2024

Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21

amazing person who is very hawt and likes dsmp and reads a lot of books, and is one of my very few besties

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 is so cool!
and swaggy

by dreamwastackn September 5, 2021

this chain is almost over! I'm proud!

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023

I'm a PHD

Usually a term for black women who believe a PHD makes you sexually attractive towards men

Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD

by 3l1t3sp33ch February 26, 2021

and I'm the Pope

Used to show disbeliefe.

John: Dude, i had sex with the hottest girl last night.

Jake: Yea, and I'm the Pope.

by Happy Hoppy May 9, 2012