Luke Tink

Luke Tink is the sexiest mother fucker on the planet he is incredibly funny, and also a freak in the bed

i had a great time last night you really made my pussy explode............ thanks Luke Tink

by DarkZZZ November 16, 2022

Luke wilner

Luke wilner is a awesome person. And a trustworthy friend. If you have a Luke in your life you better keep him.

Person: hey Luke wilner can I tell u a secret

Luke: ya I won't tell anyone

by Qqqqqrreesfvvvbklljhg March 1, 2018

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

luke harrop

a sloth like creature which dwells in the north of england, often found hiding in rotting hovels stinking of piss. Idle and unable to communicate properly luke harrop is hideously disfigured by a nose in the shape of a cock. When drunk the harrop tends to talk for hours upon end about non-sensical tripe mainly consisting of how he creeps around the nightclubs of pudsey and leeds.

your living like a luke harrop, its about time you stop pissing in your room.

by theoneandonlydouchebaggery July 3, 2011

Schey and Luke

Two soulmates that enjoy spending long evenings together under the full moon before one of them turns into a werewolf and gets killed because he is a naughty wolf

“Wow they are being schey and luke right now”

by Sundowncold87 August 12, 2023

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 7, 2019