Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Leg Arm

noun: an arm that resembles a leg. i.e., it is very fat and large.

LegArm - A top ranked wiffleball team on the East Coast. Based out of NY and MA.

LegArm - She has fat where she should have arm....what the hell...she has a leg arm.

LegArm - LegArm is a top ranked team on the East Coast and plays against teams like : Whitey's Wackers, Brew Crew, Doom and Sliced Bread.

by Tagf August 23, 2011

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

spazzy leg

To have one leg which always has an injury, pain or causes discomfort. It is normally the right leg due to it being positioned closer to a radio-active TV.

That girl has a spazzy leg.

by Mr Clothinghamtonshire September 18, 2009

Leg herring

When leg hair is breezing in the wind onto other leg hair and feels like something is crawling on you like a fish

Turn off that wind! It's giving me a leg herring!

by MsTickle August 6, 2019

terd leg

Terd leg is a completely filled blunt.it is the biggest possible blunt rolled,without adding more blunt paper.orginating in POLK COUNTY,FL..given the name due to the blunt being as big as a leg,and being brown like a terd..off the wall but quite accurate.

Man I'm zooted!,that terd leg did me in!...let's roll up another one,bu-laaahhhh!!!

by GsampS May 16, 2010