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Lost in translation

Original English Text:
My name is Lars, I live on the second floor..

Translated to French:
Mon nom est Lars, j'habitent au deuxième étage.

Translated back to English:
My name is Lars, I live on the second floor.

Translated to German:
Mein Name ist, ich leben im zweiten Stock Lars.

Translated back to English:
My name is, I lives in the second stick Lars.

Translated to Italian:
Il mio nome è, vite di I nel secondo bastone Lars.

Translated back to English:
My name is, screw of in according to stick Lars.


Translated to Portuguese:
Meu nome é, parafuso de dentro de acordo com a vara pseudo.

Translated back to English:
My name is, screw of inside in accordance with the Lars pole.

Translated to Spanish:
Mi nombre está, tornillo del interior de acuerdo con el pseudo poste.

Translated back to English:
My name is, screw of the interior in agreement with the Lars post.


Original English Text was:
My name is Lars, I live on the second floor..



Oh yea it's also a bad movie that came out in 2003
by larstait October 27, 2003
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Red Lobster

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017
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Brown Lobster

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.
"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010
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Orbital Lobotomy

The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity.
Karin has been much more agreeable since I gave her that Orbital Lobotomy which by the way destroyed her entire frontal lobe :)
by Bobby Gonzalez September 16, 2005
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lobster head

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."
by mister ill May 9, 2003
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lobster boobs

a badly sunburned chest of a woman.so red if that of a lobster..
"WHOA did you see stephanies lobster boobs yesturday?...tragic"
by steph-o-matic November 24, 2007
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lobstered-up

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.
by Shawneee! March 16, 2009
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