Lobster

Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.

Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?

by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010

lobe job

The act of banging a chick in the ear.

Jason gave Jacey a lobe job so she dumped him.

by Ronald Mexico December 10, 2006

Rock Lobber

an individual fucked up in the head so much that he assumes a stone or pebble is able to render a tank or other heavily armoured vehicle immobile.

The rock lobber assumed his skipping stone would penetrate the 8 inch thick armor of the tank

by sn0wmann November 28, 2003

Lobster Shanty

A Red Lobster Parody in Family Guy

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin

by Seagulls of Satan September 30, 2008

lobsticle

(n): A lobster flavored frozen treat usually enjoyed on a stick. First referenced in the song "I Can See Clearly Now" by Anne Murray.
plural: lobsticles

(v): The act of eating a frozen lobster on a stick.

Greg said "ain't nothin' better than sucking on a lobsticle on a hot day".

Greg said "I loooove to lobsticle"

by bruce_wayne March 27, 2009

lobster butter

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

semenspermspoogjizzbaby battercumlove mayonnaisesperm

by Mandrue Spoogesaint November 1, 2009

Lobfever

When the player "Lob Uk" kills you over and over again then dominates you in Team Fortress 2

Signs of Lobfever:
You will do whatever it takes to get revenge

Friend - Hey, whats up?
You - I think ive got Lobfever
Friend - Oh that bad is it?

by Victim of Lobfever December 18, 2010