John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

december 7th marks the day we all bow down and show our appreciation to queen lay.
TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)
TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)
"it's queen lay appreciation day!"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"
by loveroflay April 16, 2025

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.
"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"
by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure
by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

A person's mother-in-law
by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021
